was 114 minutes of the most fucked up, mentally deranged righteous badassery I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe I hadn’t watched it sooner. It’s joyously bleak, it makes Full Metal Jacket look like Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer.
SuckerPunch
Is truly amazing. I don’t know how you manage to combine Japanese Demons, samurai swords, steampunk Nazi zombies, a legion of superhero girls in stripper outfits and schoolgirl uniforms, mechwarriors, and “Army of Me” by Bjork, and manage to make something boring, but they did it. They REALLY did it.
127 Hours…
…is actually an hour and 16 minutes of “When is he going to cut his arm off?”, 4 minutes of squinting and twitching, and 13 more of “Why the fuck am I still watching this?”.
